THE NIGHT IS DARK
AND FULL OF TURNIPS

“Can’t we have a universal understanding of the term, once and for all? From now on, let’s all agree that hooking up = sex. Everything else is “made out”. And if you’re older than twenty-eight, then just kissing doesn’t count for crap and is not even worth mentioning. Unless you’re Mormon, in which case you’re going to hell. There, I think we’re all on the same page. If Europe could figure out a way to do the euro, I feel confident we can do this.” — Mindy Kaling on “hooking up”


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